Happy Not Belated Birthday Jessica

Ah, another day and another phone call to Chase, what jerks, wait, another day and yet another birthday. Today is Jessica's Birthday, she's still young and doesn't work for Chase, so Jessica is great. Actually, Jessica would still be great if she worked for Chase, however Chase would still be jerks. Jessica is a great person to know, she's fun and interesting and all sorts of stuff like that. So happy birthday!

Dan