Friday, October 29, 2010

The Warm Fuzzy Feelings

Tonight's photo is not a benign picture of suburbia, but instead a picture of a ruthless human. Tonight's photo is not a picture of a Chevy Vega, a high water mark of the 1970's, be instead a photo of a real villain, a child on a tricycle. Not since Leon Czolgosz has there been a more vile human. Actually, I am stretching it a bit here, 4 year old girls on bikes with training wheels are the worst humans on earth.
Story out of New York, a Manhattan judge is allowing a negligence suit against a four year old to continue, the judge noted, that there is no evidence that the girl couldn't appreciate the danger of riding her bicycle into an elderly women. The suit is being brought by the estate of women, that was struck by the four year old girl on a bicycle with training wheels. The women, age 87, broke her hip and required surgery and then died three months later.
Question should be, is the judge and estate negligent of ruining the childhood and maybe life of a four year old, by moving forward with this case.
So next time you see a wee one on a tricycle or a Spider Man bicycle with training wheels, get out of the way, because they are cold blooded.
Or stand your ground and sue 'em.

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