Wednesday, May 23, 2012

300 Million Fat and Lazy Americans Thank You Eugene Polley

Eugene Polley has passed away, Polley most noted for a single invention that changed America forever.  An invention that has help create a fat and lazy nation of couch potatoes with attention spans of few fleeting nano seconds, Polley invented the Flash-Matic turner, yes the TV remote control.  Because of Polley Americans didn't need to get up and change the channel or make the kids do the flipping, "Next!"  This freed us up to enjoy more beer and bon bons, the kids having to retrieve the items for their parents.

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